Today was our heavy touring day in Venice. Instead of taking the bus the entire way there, we walked to the train station in Padova and then boarded a train to Venice. The walk was about 20 minutes and the train ride was a little less than an hour. I guess this is a good time to talk about how one gets around in Venice. It’s sort of complicated, so I didn’t want to explain it in the last post.
The train depot is on the western part of the island (I don’t know if Venice is technically an island, but it might as well be). Anyway, there are no roads or cars to speak of in Venice so driving around is certainly not an option. Walking is also quite difficult as the city is virtually a labyrinth. It is a chaotic web of cobblestone alley-ways that frequently dead-end at completely illogical locations. Anyway, your best chance it to stick to the roads along the canal, or even better, take the Vaporetto.
The Vaporetto is a bus that can take you pretty much anywhere you want to go in Venice, except it’s a boat. You buy a pass for a specified amount of time (say 24 hours), and you can use it as much as you want as long as your pass is still valid. You board the Vaporetto by going to one of the dozens of stations throughout Venice. The pilot executes a controlled collision with the floating holding chamber that you wait in, and you board. From that point onward, it’s basically like a bus. You take a seat or stand and wait for your stop. It’s really a nice system with one exception. If you are foolish or desperate enough to board a Vaporetto during peak hours, you will be packed onto the boat as if you are a sack of low-quality potatoes on its way to becoming mashed into a mediocre mess of microwavable (alliteration) hash browns. They pack the boat until you literally wouldn’t fall even if the boat were inverted by some sort of divine intervention, and then they pack on 40 more people in, just for good measure. Periodically someone in the back decides they need to get off, so they mercilessly trample you. That’s only sometimes, though. Otherwise, it’s a serene and enjoyable voyage. I highly recommend a trip aboard this graceful craft. I asked my friend, James, to verify this and he agreed that it is an accurate account.
The two museums we went to were Accademia (NOT the one that houses Michelangelo’s David if that’s what you were thinking. If you weren’t thinking anything, that’s okay too.) and the Peggy Guggenheim collection. They are completely different as the first one houses works by artists such as Titian, Tintoretto, and Giorgione—the most famous Venetian Mannerists, and the second is exclusively modern art. We also toured a beautiful church from roughly the same era as the mannerists that included magnificent sculptures throughout. I enjoyed the Peggy Guggenheim far more than I anticipated. I expected the most of the art to be comical (as modern art often is), but I really enjoyed a large number of the pieces in the collection.
After a long day in Venice, we headed back to Padua and found a really interesting Chinese restaurant near our hotel. The staff was entirely Chinese and spoke a mixture of Italian and Chinese, but absolutely no English. The menu featured dishes that were half Italian and half Chinese. Pasta and Rice all around. It was a worthwhile experience. Now that I have ordered tea from a Chinese Italian, I claim to have mastered language. Honestly, what more do I have to learn?